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Monthly Archives: August 2009
So, I’m Downtown…
And a friend of mine sees some frat boy passed out on a corner across from another friend’s apartment. The guy that saw him is all like, “Dude, I’m gonna kick that guy.” I’m all like, “Okay, I’ll hold the door.” Next thing I know we’re carrying a passed out frat boy into the apartment. [...]
Costume Shopping’s A Bitch
Have you ever hit the intarwebs in search of a really good, high quality Halloween costume only to discover that the only costumes made these days are of the type shown here? Plus, you find 6,274 online stores selling a Captain Hook outfit but every store is selling the exact same product. By the way, [...]
Prince Mongo
Robert “Prince Mongo” Hodges is an icon in Memphis. He’s an icon in my life. When I was abandoned in my childhood by my biological parents, Prince Mongo took me in and sheltered me in his castle. He taught me all about the thieves that run the city! He taught me all about the planet [...]
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“The Books” and My Sudden Realization